You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
<3 RIP LIL SEBASTIAN <3
A classic Minnesota summer sunset
**I’ll post the full panoramic photo shortly**
brand new // seventy times 7
(dunno if anyone’s uploaded these lyrics so here they are and i fucking love them)
5 more fuckin days
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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
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