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2nd September 2014

Chat reblogged from Somewhere Between Happy and Total Fucking Wreck with 19,968 notes

SEND ME A NUMBER

  • 1: i'd bang you against a wall

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2nd September 2014

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2nd September 2014

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2nd September 2014

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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1st September 2014

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awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

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1st September 2014

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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1st September 2014

Post reblogged from through rose-colored lenses with 20,047 notes

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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1st September 2014

Post reblogged from I've always wanted to be a tenenbaum with 89 notes

I’m still not over the death of Li’l Sebastian

theroyaltenenblarghs:

<3 RIP LIL SEBASTIAN <3

image

1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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benjoyment:

A classic Minnesota summer sunset

**I’ll post the full panoramic photo shortly**

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1st September 2014

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xships:

probablys:

brand new // seventy times 7
(dunno if anyone’s uploaded these lyrics so here they are and i fucking love them)

5 more fuckin days

xships:

probablys:

brand new // seventy times 7
(dunno if anyone’s uploaded these lyrics so here they are and i fucking love them)

5 more fuckin days

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1st September 2014

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funny-pictures-uk:

Lick..lick…lick…chomp.

funny-pictures-uk:

Lick..lick…lick…chomp.

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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